18 February 2012

Death and Taxes...But Mostly Taxes

There are way too many things to say about taxes. I'm not an overly political person. I call myself a centrist. I am not a R or a D but I am def in the  middle.

All that being said, I got my taxes back today. Direct deposit into my checking account, which thank GOD happened because I was running low and pay day was yesterday. It got me thinking about how much money the Feds and the State took from me. It was a freakin' lot. And I am paying my taxes, working my ass off everyday so that someone with a meth problem and 8 kids can live off welfare and smoke their ciggs.

You're welcome Welfare Recipients. I am honored to pay for you to live comfortable while I struggle to make my mortgage. What a kind hearted saint I am to work 11.5 hour days 6 days a week and not be able to feed myself but I can still give you over $400 per week on a Bridge Card. And what pisses me off EVEN MORE... is that you're PROUD of the amount of money the state is giving you. Here's an idea... Let's have yet ANOTHER kid so we can get MORE money. It's great to know a huge percentage of our human race is dependant upon SOMEBODY else for survival.


Today I began thinking about my goals for life. Boring topic at first... but then I remembered that this isn't for your amusement. It's for mine. So I will just rattle on, with class and knowledge of course.

My goal for a thousand years, (give or take 990 of those) is to buy my grandparents old restaurant from the stuffy, snooty guy that turned it into a horrible mess of bad food and worse waitresses and a horrible interior decor.

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